NEWSLETTER
Email Newsletter

Welcome to the MARCH edition of the Taylored Concepts Newsletter where you will find many great and wonderful pieces of information. We welcome your suggestions, recipes, stories, pictures... pretty much anything you would like to share with us and our customers. Please email sales@tccandle.com.

Monthly Business Card Drawing

Congrats to the winners of our MARCH Business Card Drawing who will receive one 16 oz. Fragrance Oil of their choice (Excluding designer fragrances and Patchouli based oils).

DELETIA BASDEN

&

JUANITA HAWKINS

Stop by the shop and drop in your business card for a chance at next months drawing.

JOKE OF THE MONTH

ST. PATRICK DAY LINES IF MEN RULED THE WORLD

Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too.

St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

Garbage would take itself out.

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.

Instead of "beer-belly," you'd get "beer-biceps."

Tanks would be far easier to rent.

When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine.
As in: Cop:"You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one, That's $10.00 off".

Cop: "May I see your insurance please?"

You:"Dude I don't have insurance I would rather waste my money on beer."

Cop:"Cool, any left in the 24 pack if so that's $15.00 off".

Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.

Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.

It would be perfectly legal to steal a sport car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're#1!".

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you."

"Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night," would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

New Products

Please Note:

Orders are filled on a first come first serve basis. Per ordering via: e-mail, fax, or phone will help us have your order processed for pick up or shipping. If you pre order for pick up, you can add items when you arrive, but this may delay processing time. Changes to your order may also delay processing time. Orders that are placed here, may have delays as well, as pre orders have been placed and need to be filled as well. Please allow 1-2 days for order processing.

Also: We do our best to complete your order as ordered, but please check your order before leaving, so that we/you can be assured that you received the right items that are on your order.

Robert...

Please Note:
Orders are filled on a first come first serve basis. Per ordering via: e-mail, fax, or phone will help us have your order processed for pick up or shipping. If you pre order for pick up, you can add items when you arrive, but this may delay processing time. Changes to your order may also delay processing time. Orders that are placed here, may have delays as well, as pre orders have been placed and need to be filled as well. Please allow 1-2 days for order processing.
Also: We do our best to complete your order as ordered, but please check your order before leaving, so that we/you can be assured that you received the Right items that are on your order.
Robert...